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Igenlode Wordsmith ([personal profile] igenlode) wrote in [community profile] little_details2025-12-20 01:28 am

Horses at night

If my characters have made camp in a wood for the night while travelling on horseback, what will the horses be doing?

I was sort of picturing them standing dozing together under a tree somewhere nearby -- possibly tied, possibly hobbled, possibly just being a herd together -- but poking around on the Internet suggests that if not shut up in a stable horses are actually quite active by night. (Which messes with the story, as quite apart from anything else nobody is going to be able to hear anything while keeping watch if the horses are busy foraging around!)
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sunnymodffa ([personal profile] sunnymodffa) wrote in [community profile] fail_fandomanon2025-12-20 04:29 am

FFA DW Post #2402 - Cum is what happens after you preposition someone

 
Prep & position?

Articles all lined up and lubricated...


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FFA DW Post #2401 This hero's not metallic, ultra-phallic, & italic: why, it could be DICK LIGHTNING

 
Dick lightning sounds like a painful STI symptom.

I went "Oh it's that thing from Grease" without clocking onto why that was wrong for a full minute at least.


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lizvogel ([personal profile] lizvogel) wrote in [community profile] little_details2025-12-16 01:33 pm

All the Colors of the Apples

For Reasons, I need three colors of apples in my story. I'm looking for a bright, deep red; a strong yellow/gold; and an intense, bold green. (All when ripe, preferably.) Right now I've got good ol' Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, and Granny Smith, but I'd like somethng more exciting (and more strongly colored) for at least two of them.

The setting is technically modern-day Illinois, but it's a post-apocalyptic scenario with a lot of supernatural stuff going on, so exotic varieties from other climes would be entirely feasible. I have a character who can be an apple expert if it's a variety so unusual that most USians wouldn't recognize it. Grafting, planting, import/export, and pretty much any other limitations can all be readily hand-waved by the aforementioned supernatural stuff.

TIA, Malus enthusiasts!
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sunnymodffa ([personal profile] sunnymodffa) wrote in [community profile] fail_fandomanon2025-12-16 08:09 am

FFA DW Post #2400- [A writer] can make things happen & turn out the way they never do in real life.

 
"I'd never ask an actor to do something I couldn't do - not that I'm the best actor in the world - but if I can do it, then I know that anyone I hire can do these things."

RIP Rob and Michele Reiner.

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Elisheva ([personal profile] elisheva_m) wrote in [community profile] little_details2025-12-15 05:49 pm

Dyslexia

My female main character just told someone she's dyslexic. News to me, but that's how my characters roll <3 and it may perhaps help ground something else about her as a secondary consequence of childhood struggles with reading.

I've read a lot but it's all professional overviews and such, not enough from people who actually are. Right now I'm looking for small things I can tuck in which will suggest dyslexia to attentive, aware readers without spelling it out. She is 32 and those who are closest to her will be well used to working with her needs.

A few childhood memories can be tucked in as well.

Another question for those with dyslexia, if someone suggests reading novels out loud to her, would that be likely to work or might there still be difficulties with following everything? I understand there's a range of differences but I'd like to have her be fairly representative that way if I do include that sort of scene. Or maybe he suggests novels and she asks for short stories?

I'd like to do better than just 'trouble reading' and consequently struggled at school.

Her possibly relevant characteristics (things mentioned on the overview sites) which can't change - she is very adept physically and has excellent spatial awareness, reaction times, navigation skills and such. No dyspraxia or ADHD. If there's any executive dysfunction, it needs to be limited and compensated for well. She needs to be quick-witted, adaptable and confident she can hold her own in conversation with people who are trying to get the upper hand too.

But so far there's only one scene where she reads or writes anything and that can be altered. It's almost like she's been trying to tell me this all along.

I hope this makes sense. If you feel the need to tell me how wrong I am, please be gentle with your vehemence.

TIA for any help.

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FFA DW Post #2399 - Orwell didn’t die just so Seth Rogan could get an erotic pig tag on AO3

 
There are definitely going to be weird teens who want to fuck Seth Rogen pig and call him a poor little oink oink, though.

Orwell would be fascinated.


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FFA DW Post #2398 - Alexander, the Great Wanker! AKA: Fail Fandom Alexander

 
"Netflix made Alexander the Great gay."

AtG, typing furiously from a tent thousands of plethra away from Macedonia: This is bi erasure!

Hephaestion, trying to wrestle the tablet from him: There, there. (aside, to himself) Why is the Wi-Fi so good in Gandhara, gods, send a power outage.

The real reason Alexander stopped his conquests at that point? The wi-fi was so good it was impossible to keep from wanking on the internet, and he became distracted.


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FFA DW Post #2397 - The true smut strong and free... O Canada we wank o'ertime for thee.

 
Government funded Canadian yaoi!

Yes, you must show the whole Canadian.
... And the Canadian hole.


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sunnymodffa ([personal profile] sunnymodffa) wrote in [community profile] fail_fandomanon2025-12-08 02:02 pm

FFA DW Post #2396 - Just imagine the marsupial!human wellness industry: "Douche your pouche!"

 
(My brain just tried to pronounce that in about 5 separate ways in under a second.)

"Dammit, I have to go see a doctor, I got an infection from leaving cracker crumbs all in my pouch again."

But it's so convenient! Why pouch if not for snacks :(


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